1 00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:04,447 Good evening. 2 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:05,848 Hi, barn. 3 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:07,650 What's happening? 4 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:09,953 Status quo. High interest rates, 5 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:13,924 High un-employment, High budget, high deficit. 6 00:00:13,948 --> 00:00:17,260 However, liz and Dick are talking. 7 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:19,896 Oh, well, at least There's some good news. 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,297 Harris and wojo went out. 9 00:00:21,321 --> 00:00:23,533 Thank you. 10 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,001 No coffee? 11 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,469 No water. 12 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:30,106 Day shift said it's Been off since noon. 13 00:00:30,130 --> 00:00:31,441 Anybody call maintenence? 14 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:33,243 Called them right away. 15 00:00:33,267 --> 00:00:34,744 Said they'd be right over. 16 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:37,113 That was five hours ago. 17 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:41,317 It's spring, even In the basement. 18 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:44,120 Okay, nature lovers, you Want to step inside here? 19 00:00:44,144 --> 00:00:45,922 Man, this dude's got A vicious temper, man. 20 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,624 You almost broke my arm. 21 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,860 You just picked the Wrong person to mug, fella. 22 00:00:49,884 --> 00:00:52,095 Now, how was I supposed To know that, huh? 23 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:54,698 I mean, at least charles Bronson wears a hat. 24 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:57,233 What have we got here? This is gilbert pedrosa. 25 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,069 This is mr. Gordon lynch. 26 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:02,906 When we got to the park, Mr. Lynch was waiting for us. 27 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:05,008 He already had Pedrosa spread-eagled 28 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:06,242 Against a knotty pine. 29 00:01:06,266 --> 00:01:07,243 Really? 30 00:01:07,267 --> 00:01:08,978 Yeah, apparently, mr. Lynch here 31 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,814 Was out for an Early-evening stroll 32 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:15,519 When he was accosted By little mr. Pedrosa here. 33 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:18,855 I was doing the Same thing, too, man. 34 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:20,156 I was strolling. 35 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:21,758 When we found him, barn, 36 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:24,160 He was carrying This knife and, um... 37 00:01:24,184 --> 00:01:25,595 Three wallets. 38 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:27,152 That's my family's. 39 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,934 Hershel mishkin? 40 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:34,137 Is there a problem with that? 41 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:35,738 Wojo. 42 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,206 Sit down, pedrosa. 43 00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:39,709 We're gonna need a Statement from you, mr. Lynch. 44 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,212 And I'd like you to know we Really appreciate your help. 45 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:44,714 You know, he's lucky My troop wasn't there. 46 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,383 He'd have been torn to pieces. 47 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:51,988 You see, barn, mr. Lynch Here, he's a scoutmaster. 48 00:01:52,012 --> 00:01:53,556 Oh. 49 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:56,025 Well, you do good Work... Important. 50 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,427 Well, we try. 51 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,762 You know, but the kids are Growing up so fast these days, 52 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,063 We tend to lose them early. 53 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:03,667 I mean, if you're gonna Keep up with penthouse, 54 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:09,606 You got to come up with Some pretty interesting knots. 55 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:13,610 Sergeant harris will be Happy to take your statement. 56 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,446 Well... I'm prepared. 57 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,148 Were you a scout, sergeant? 58 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:19,749 Uh... No, not that I remember. 59 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,918 You want to take a Seat right there, please? 60 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:23,219 Well, you don't know What you're missing. 61 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:26,745 Hey, I try not To think about it. 62 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,894 Man, he's got to Read me my rights. 63 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:32,963 I read them to you in the park. 64 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:35,265 But I want to hear Them in spanish. 65 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,733 See, my english Ain't too good, man. 66 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:40,970 usted tiene el derecho De mantener silencio, 67 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:42,105 ¿no entiende? 68 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:45,141 cualquier...all Right, all right! 69 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,744 Want to hear them in polish? 70 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:51,580 Barn, we got a disturbance At the greenwich museum. 71 00:02:51,604 --> 00:02:53,717 Uh... You and wojo. 72 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:55,719 I'll put him in the cage For the time being. 73 00:02:55,743 --> 00:02:59,488 I'll check him for priors later. 74 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:00,624 vámonos, amigo. 75 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,058 estoy contigo. 76 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:04,060 mira, mira, capitán. 77 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:09,432 eh, si me llamen, coge mensaje. 78 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:12,468 If he gets any phone Calls, take a message. 79 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:14,459 gracias, gracias. 80 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:27,510 Did you know, sergeant, That the average person 81 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:30,180 Can go up to five Days without water. 82 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:31,281 Home address? 83 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:32,282 And after that, 84 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,517 Their body fluids Start to dry up 85 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:35,851 And their eyes Become nothing more 86 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,219 Than shriveled raisins, 87 00:04:37,243 --> 00:04:38,921 And they die of dehydration. 88 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,690 - home address? - but now you see, 89 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:43,660 We in scouting are trained To survive in any situation. 90 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:46,362 Well, take not having Enough water for instance. 91 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:49,632 Now, if you're really desperate, You can suck on pebbles. 92 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:52,335 You can gather Condensation from plant life. 93 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:55,771 Or, in a pinch, you can Utilize your own body waste. 94 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:59,463 I don't have any. 95 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:04,547 Hey, look, I'm Talkin' respect here. 96 00:05:04,571 --> 00:05:07,050 I don't go messing With your grave. 97 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:09,085 Don't go messing with mine. 98 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:10,386 What do we got here? 99 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:13,590 Mr. James long, burglary And disturbing the peace. 100 00:05:13,614 --> 00:05:15,458 I was trying to preserve 101 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:19,962 The cultural and traditional Integrity of the mohawk nation. 102 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,497 He's an indian, barn. 103 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,467 Thank you, wojo. 104 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,502 When we got to The museum, he was... 105 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:28,104 Well, he was holding a sit-in 106 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:30,073 In front of the Native-american exhibit. 107 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,842 Right next to the Flintstones... The real ones. 108 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:37,446 He's protesting that the... 109 00:05:37,470 --> 00:05:41,450 The museum dug up some Bones somewhere upstate. 110 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:43,486 What bones? 111 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,521 Them bones. 112 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:48,624 Mr. Long broke in to The archeologist's lab, 113 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:50,359 Snatched the collection, 114 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:53,462 Then he blocked the entrance To the exhibit with his body. 115 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:54,763 What would you do 116 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:57,300 If somebody stole the Remains of your ancestors 117 00:05:57,324 --> 00:05:59,269 Then shoved them In some garbage bag 118 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:01,271 And threw them in a Closet somewhere? 119 00:06:01,295 --> 00:06:03,239 I'd speak up. 120 00:06:03,263 --> 00:06:04,440 Okay. 121 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,509 If you want to draw Attention to the issues, 122 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,777 You got to get publicity. 123 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:10,813 Have you gotten any yet? 124 00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:14,817 Well, a japanese tour Group took some pictures. 125 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:17,120 Hey, it's early yet. 126 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:20,323 Someone coming down from the Museum to press charges later. 127 00:06:20,347 --> 00:06:21,657 That's fine with me. 128 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:23,526 I've been arrested before... 129 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,995 Three mile island, Washington, d.C. 130 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:27,363 Really? 131 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:29,332 I go where I'm needed. 132 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:32,235 Well, we sympathize, mr. Long, 133 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:34,570 But I'm afraid we're gonna Have to hold you anyway. 134 00:06:34,594 --> 00:06:36,138 Hey, it's okay. 135 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:38,240 Just have a seat right Over there, please. 136 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,343 I want to know what you're Gonna do with those bones. 137 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:44,179 They'll be in the captain's Office on his desk. 138 00:06:44,203 --> 00:06:46,616 Only hallowed ground we got. 139 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,484 They'll be right here, mr. Long. 140 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,186 Just have a seat over there. 141 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,087 Okay. 142 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:53,322 Give me a break, I'm thirsty. 143 00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:54,357 Yeah. 144 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:56,692 Mail call. 145 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:58,861 - one for you. - thank you. 146 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,129 - and one for you. - thanks. 147 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,198 Sir. 148 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:04,400 Assorted memoranda, Manpower reports, 149 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:07,136 And in light of the Current plumbing problem, 150 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,739 A list of the available Bathrooms in our area. 151 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,907 That's very thoughtful of you. 152 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,143 Only two have doors, sir... 153 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:16,646 Sal's automotive And grossman's deli. 154 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,047 Grossman's got a lock. 155 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:19,649 Sal's got a doberman. 156 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:21,917 I'm gonna be at grossman's For a few minutes, all right? 157 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,354 Okay. 158 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:28,380 Why don't you post that, huh? 159 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,932 buenos días. 160 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:41,270 ¿alguién llama para maintenance? 161 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,039 - what? - maintenance. 162 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,540 alguién me llama 163 00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:46,141 y me dijeron que tenía Un problema aquí arriba. 164 00:07:46,165 --> 00:07:47,342 Speak up. 165 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:49,344 He wants to know if Somebody in this joint 166 00:07:49,368 --> 00:07:50,980 Called for maintenance. 167 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,616 I know what he said. 168 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,585 yo comprendo bueno. 169 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:59,321 parler avec capitán miller. 170 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:02,625 capitán miller. 171 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:04,860 Muchas gracias. 172 00:08:04,884 --> 00:08:07,429 What, are you kidding? 173 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:08,931 What's going on? 174 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,435 Whoa, slow, slow, slow. 175 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:14,470 He says somebody called, And they wanted him 176 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,606 To get up here right Away, from maintenance. 177 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,140 Oh, good. 178 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,308 bueno. 179 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:23,145 All right, uh... yo Estoy captain miller. 180 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,314 encantado. 181 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:25,948 He's enchanted. 182 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:28,984 Anyway, uh... 183 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:33,756 ¿qué hora cree Usted que puedo... 184 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:38,193 Uh, puede, um... Um... Hmm. 185 00:08:38,217 --> 00:08:39,729 el agua. 186 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,063 Ah, no sé, no sé. 187 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:43,966 con un poco de Suerte, podrmía ser... 188 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:45,134 Hold on. 189 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:46,636 Doesn't he speak any english? 190 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:49,672 sí. very good. 191 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:52,241 What's your name? 192 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:55,010 Jorge jesus maria sanchez. 193 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,914 encantado. 194 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:00,282 Now, what's with the water? 195 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:01,751 There ain't none. 196 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,886 Yeah, well, we figured That out for ourselves. 197 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:05,988 - oh, you know? - sí! 198 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,422 bueno. Adiós. 199 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:09,191 Wait a minute! Wait a minute! 200 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,727 What happened to the water? 201 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,061 quité el agua esta maíana. 202 00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,930 - they turned the water off. - esta mañana. 203 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,230 - this morning. - it's a leak. 204 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:17,299 It's a leak. 205 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:18,934 I got that. 206 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:21,003 The question is when do We get the water back? 207 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:22,605 Not to worry. 208 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,907 di al hombre que tengo Una pared bastante grande. 209 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:26,442 yo soy solamente una persona, 210 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,911 y necesito un tipo fuerte Para hacer huequito. 211 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:31,480 He said there's a wall That he's got to break down 212 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,682 And he's gonna need some help. 213 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,283 Help. 214 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,252 Oh, all right, um... 215 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,321 Levitt, do you want To help mr. Sanchez? 216 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:39,422 What? 217 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:41,524 Would you give Mr. Sanchez a hand? 218 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,892 To break down the wall. 219 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:44,893 The wall, sir? 220 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:45,928 The wall! 221 00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:48,731 Wall. Of course, sir. 222 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:49,965 Always happy to pitch in, sir. 223 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:52,401 Good... Officer levitt. 224 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,876 oye, chiquitico, vámonos. 225 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,900 Yeah, some of this. 226 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,550 You know, you people Have ruined this land. 227 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:10,185 You wasted our Animals, our forests, 228 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:13,656 Fogged up the air, Polluted the rivers. 229 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,258 You keep that up 230 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,693 And manhattan is going be Worth even less than you paid for. 231 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:21,752 I got put you in the cage now. 232 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,447 Uh, excuse me. 233 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,082 My name is lynch. 234 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:43,052 My grandmother Was 1/16 cherokee. 235 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,420 All right. 236 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:47,323 Anyway, I couldn't help but Hear what you were saying, 237 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:50,693 And I thought you might like to Know that I agree with you 100%. 238 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,562 And if there's something I can do for you, I'd... 239 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:54,863 I'd like to help. 240 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:56,465 Great. 241 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,367 Are you a lawyer? 242 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,168 No, I'm a scoutmaster. 243 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:01,337 Hmm. 244 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,106 Can't use a scoutmaster. I need a lawyer. 245 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,375 Oh, oh. Sorry. 246 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,477 Well, I just thought you Might be interested in knowing 247 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:12,682 That we respect your traditions, Your culture, your ideals. 248 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:15,084 Uh... In many ways, 249 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:18,721 We in scouting try to Emulate the indian's way of life. 250 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,323 Far out. 251 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,692 Then we're all Gonna need a lawyer. 252 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:26,462 ♪ oh, beautiful For spacious skies ♪ 253 00:11:26,486 --> 00:11:29,332 ♪ for amber waves of grain ♪ 254 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,200 Oh, please. 255 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,068 I'm only trying to help my case. 256 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,559 Get in there. 257 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:41,244 Uh, barn, I checked Pedrosa for priors. 258 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:45,414 He's had 31 arrests Dating back since he was 15. 259 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:51,186 I was a late bloomer, man. 260 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:55,791 Barn, I think I'll go Over to grossman's. 261 00:11:55,815 --> 00:12:00,196 I, um... I need a Pack of cigarettes. 262 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,530 Mr. Lynch. 263 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,800 Harris: you want to sign This complaint, please, 264 00:12:04,824 --> 00:12:07,270 And then you're Free to take a hike. 265 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,294 Oh. 266 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:13,309 Maybe I'll just look it Over first, sergeant. 267 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,366 Uh, right. Back in a few. 268 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,654 chico, no es mi Culpa que te caíste. 269 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,356 I don't want to talk about it! 270 00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:31,126 Bésame my mucho, baldy. 271 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,695 I heard that. 272 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:33,829 Levitt. 273 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,264 What?! 274 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,599 What happened? 275 00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:40,202 Bueno, el señor Klutzo here, muy cocky, 276 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:44,473 Subia la escalera, mire Abajo se cayo, 277 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,543 Y parecía esther williams. 278 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,512 Levitt, uh... 279 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,581 Why don't you just Go clean up, huh? 280 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:53,716 - where? - oh, right. 281 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:57,686 Go ahead, sir, yuk it up. 282 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,688 I mean, little levitt's Always good for a laugh 283 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:00,790 If nothing else. 284 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,458 Levitt, I'm really sorry. 285 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,192 Spare me the false sincerity. 286 00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:07,763 I've had it up to Here with that, too. 287 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,687 Forget it! 288 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:16,505 Barn, what's the Matter with levitt? 289 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,007 Nothing. He'll be okay. 290 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,042 But he seems pretty upset, barn. 291 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,044 He was working in the basement. 292 00:13:22,068 --> 00:13:23,813 He had a little Accident. That's all. 293 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,548 What was he doing In the basement? 294 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,718 He was helping mr. Sanchez Here with the plumbing. 295 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,219 Why? 296 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,321 Because I asked him to! 297 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,890 He's a cop, barn. 298 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,292 Excuse me, capitán, otra vez, 299 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,527 yo soy solamente one person. 300 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:41,397 si jamás en su vida You want un toilet, 301 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:44,566 me tienes que Prestar un tipo fuerte. 302 00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,802 Oh, he wants to Borrow the big guy. 303 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:51,740 Sí. I want to Borrow the big guy. 304 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,531 Big guy. 305 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,618 Okay. But only Because you didn't ask. 306 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,720 Thank you. 307 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,760 Yes, sir. Can I help you? 308 00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:14,196 Yeah, I'm dr. Otto traven, Archeologist and resident 309 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:16,766 At the greenwich Museum of natural history. 310 00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:18,734 - I'm art. - hello, art. 311 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,970 I take it you're here About the bones? 312 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:24,974 Well, I suppose so. This is all so new to me. 313 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,379 Anyway... 314 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:33,615 I was at nyu conducting A slide presentation 315 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,584 Of my recent dig In the catskills 316 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,688 When I was informed that a Young man vandalized my office 317 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,957 And made off with some Very valuable specimens. 318 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,893 That was me. 319 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,428 Desecrator, violator Of sacred soil. 320 00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:48,731 You people got no Respect for nothing! 321 00:14:48,755 --> 00:14:50,833 Have we met? 322 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:53,903 I'm james long, the Son of edgar long, 323 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,872 A brother to the Wolf and the eagle, 324 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,674 Grandson of totadaho, 325 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,911 Great-great-grandson of Adriocton and odisarundi, 326 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,814 All of whom cry Out to me in anguish 327 00:15:04,838 --> 00:15:06,982 From their despoiled graves. 328 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,718 You're very upset. 329 00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,286 Come on. 330 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,454 Uh, doc, do you want to Step over here with me? 331 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,622 I need some information. 332 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,624 Certainly, certainly. 333 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,449 We'll continue this. 334 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,837 I've just been glancing Through the pages 335 00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:30,106 Of these juvenile offenders. 336 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:32,241 You sign the complaint yet? 337 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,676 Breaks your heart, doesn't it, 338 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,612 To see all these bright, 339 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,437 Shiny faces turn sour? 340 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,954 So are those the Bones over there? 341 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,288 Yeah. 342 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,524 I certainly hope that He hasn't damaged them. 343 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,092 They're worth an arm and a leg. 344 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,216 That's funny. 345 00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:56,498 Look, if you want to go over 346 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,134 And check them for Fractures, go ahead. 347 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,869 Fractures? 348 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,560 Uh, yeah, yeah. Thank you. 349 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:08,377 Hey, now what are you doing? 350 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,611 Just looking. 351 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,014 Leave them alone, will You? Show some respect. 352 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,582 Dietrich: you want To lighten up? 353 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,917 What's going on here? 354 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,785 Not a hell of a lot. 355 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,089 Captain miller, this is Dr. Traven from the museum. 356 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,891 Ah. Doctor. 357 00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:23,392 Hey, you got no Right digging that... 358 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,394 Just take it easy, mr. Long. 359 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,996 It's all right, captain. 360 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,531 I genuinely appreciate Mr. Long's feelings. 361 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,468 I wish he understood how Important our work can be. 362 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,436 Yeah, well, if It's so important, 363 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:36,505 Why don't you dig Up your own family? 364 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:39,863 Somebody undoubtedly Will someday. 365 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:46,082 Mr. Long... We in archeology 366 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,385 Don't go around digging Into sacred burial mounds 367 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,487 Out of a rude curiosity. 368 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:55,291 We're seeking keys to Understanding lost societies, 369 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,925 Lost civilizations. 370 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:59,194 Well, if you're so Interested in indians, 371 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,897 Why don't you try talking To a couple live ones? 372 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:05,201 I'm not an anthropologist. 373 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,236 Uh, doc, you want to Have a seat over here 374 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,371 And finish reading Your complaint? 375 00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:10,906 Oh, thank you, thank you. 376 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,241 Right here. 377 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,510 You guys might be surprised If you dug in our brains 378 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,012 Instead of our bones. 379 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,012 All right, mr. Long. 380 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,414 And the law, for example. 381 00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,116 Who do you think inspired The articles of confederation 382 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:23,419 And the constitution... Washington? 383 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,022 Jefferson? Forget it. 384 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,090 It was the iroquois, man. 385 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:30,426 Really? 386 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,927 Yeah, it's true. 387 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,430 A self-government by Chosen representatives 388 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:36,898 Functioning in an Effective common forum 389 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,367 Is from an indian concept. 390 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,802 Yeah? 391 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,236 That's fascinating. 392 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:43,239 Of course, things Don't always work out. 393 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,840 And how about food? 394 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,341 No, thank you. 395 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:49,311 I would appreciate a cup of tea. 396 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:53,548 Uh, I'm afraid we Don't have any water. 397 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,884 Where do you think You got tomatoes, 398 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,954 Potatoes, and Squash... And popcorn? 399 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,890 Okay, mr. Long! 400 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,792 If it wasn't for us, you Wouldn't be smoking. 401 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,560 Thank you, mr. Long. 402 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:12,901 Now, dr. Traven, About this complaint. 403 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,302 Yes. 404 00:18:14,326 --> 00:18:17,239 I mean, obviously You have the power 405 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,208 To put mr. Long in jail. 406 00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,343 Jails... That was Your contribution. 407 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:24,279 Okay, you made your point! 408 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,583 But, I mean, considering The circumstances... 409 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,185 I mean, you got your Bones back, you know? 410 00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,087 Captain, I, uh... 411 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,357 I want to do the right thing. 412 00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:39,094 Mr. Long? 413 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,263 Doctor... 414 00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:45,500 Water in liquid form Exists only on this planet. 415 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:49,437 And man is 60% water. 416 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,874 Without water, there's no life. 417 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,408 Don't you understand? 418 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:57,112 We're destroying Our water supply. 419 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,981 You want to go to jail? 420 00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:02,918 Of course. People Have to be reminded. 421 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,953 I understand. 422 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,222 I will press Charges against you. 423 00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:09,224 Thank you. 424 00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:11,983 You're very welcome. 425 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:16,253 Put him away, captain. 426 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,970 Hey, barney, look what I found. 427 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,339 What is this? 428 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,642 It's a rifle. I found It behind the wall. 429 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,645 This thing must be 50 years old. 430 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,313 I'd say about 100. 431 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:34,316 It looks like a Springfield breechloader, 432 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,919 Circa 1882 or so. 433 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,453 Really? 434 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,422 Can I have it? 435 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:44,894 Uh... Well, it's up to Sergeant wojciehowicz. 436 00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,462 I'd like to do a Little research on it. 437 00:19:47,486 --> 00:19:49,098 Who are you? 438 00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:52,901 I'm with the museum. I Promise I'll bring it back. 439 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,470 Oh. Yeah, I guess so. 440 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,173 Thank you. Thank you very much. 441 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,608 Easy, easy. 442 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:03,445 All work and no play. 443 00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,881 Goodbye, captain. 444 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,349 Dr. Traven. 445 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,852 Uh, mr. Long, 446 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,320 I look forward to Seeing you at the trial. 447 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,923 Right. Take care of yourself. 448 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,591 I'll do my best. 449 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,093 For you, doc. 450 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:21,230 Thank you. 451 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,521 What a nice guy. 452 00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,441 Gilbert? 453 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,909 What do you want? 454 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,944 They want me to Sign a complaint. 455 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,312 So? 456 00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,581 So I don't think you're Really a bad lad, gilbert. 457 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,950 I just think you need to Redirect your energies 458 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,186 To something more Constructive, more positive... 459 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,888 Even fun. 460 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,590 Like what? 461 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:54,429 You ever been to The woods, gilbert? 462 00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:55,931 Maybe. 463 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,832 Why? Who wants to know? 464 00:20:57,856 --> 00:20:59,268 Ah, just picture it... 465 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:01,603 Taking a dive in a cold stream, 466 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,838 Drying ourselves around The morning campfire 467 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:05,540 While the bacon and Eggs are crackling 468 00:21:05,564 --> 00:21:06,942 In an old iron skillet. 469 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,977 Come on, gilbert... Just you and me. 470 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,013 You want me to go to The woods with you? 471 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,014 That's it. 472 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,282 Just you and me? 473 00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,618 And all god's creatures. 474 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:20,555 I think I know those Creatures, man. 475 00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:23,492 Always trying to bump up Against me on the subway. 476 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:26,028 Things like that, huh? 477 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:30,865 Look, son... 478 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:34,069 I know you've had a Difficult, deprived, 479 00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,271 And traumatic childhood... 480 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,374 But one more smutty Crack like that, 481 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,242 And I'm gonna Shove a tent stake... 482 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,077 Barney: problems, mr. Lynch? 483 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:44,213 Oh, no, no. No problem. 484 00:21:44,237 --> 00:21:46,782 No. We're just chatting. 485 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:50,319 If you sign the complaint, You can be on your way. 486 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,842 Fine. 487 00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,025 What about him? 488 00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:57,959 Man, don't worry about me. 489 00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,595 I'll be out of here By the weekend. 490 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,962 Oh, yeah? 491 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,264 Well, me and the beaver patrol 492 00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,967 Are heading on up to Seneca lake friday night. 493 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,503 You interested? 494 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,361 No, man, I doubt it. 495 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,611 Well, suit yourself. 496 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:19,380 But, um, if it'll make You feel any better... 497 00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:22,284 Why don't you leave Your number with him? 498 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,508 Good scout. 499 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,892 Well, I don't Know if I really... 500 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,494 He'll be out in 48 hours. 501 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:36,298 Good scout. 502 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:39,000 Hey. ¿qué pasa? 503 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,402 I've been looking for you. 504 00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,804 Yeah, well, I had some Things I had to do. 505 00:22:42,828 --> 00:22:46,408 Oh, okay. muchas Gracias, big guy. 506 00:22:46,432 --> 00:22:48,910 Mr. Sanchez, what About the agua? 507 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:51,312 Agua is fixed. Very good. 508 00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:54,215 Oh, good. Well, we Really appreciate it. 509 00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:55,551 Thank you. 510 00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,920 Please, no tip. 511 00:22:57,944 --> 00:22:59,588 Good evening, sir. 512 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:02,023 Oh, levitt, I'm glad To see you're back. 513 00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:04,460 Why? Is the toilet overflowing? 514 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:05,928 Levitt... 515 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:08,263 Sorry, sir. Just a Slight hostility leak. 516 00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:11,432 Levitt, I really don't Understand why you're so upset. 517 00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:14,169 I sent wojo down, too, didn't I? 518 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,805 Yeah. It's no big deal, levitt. 519 00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:19,107 Come on, everybody Gets dirty sometime... 520 00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,476 Even harris. 521 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:24,213 It's hard to believe, I know. 522 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:26,448 Yeah, well, when a Sergeant or a captain 523 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:29,050 Wallows around in the Muck, it's kind of cute. 524 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,619 But I'm still trying To make the grade. 525 00:23:30,643 --> 00:23:33,555 This will not Compromise your position. 526 00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:36,191 I mean, I've been perfectly Satisfied being downstairs 527 00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,527 Because at least I knew I Had nowhere to go but up... 528 00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:40,229 Until today. 529 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:42,864 I understand how you feel. 530 00:23:42,888 --> 00:23:44,399 Oh, good. Wonderful. 531 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,067 Oh, sure. 532 00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,837 You... Big persona... 533 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:51,540 capitán... Mucho pelo. 534 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:54,943 yo chiquitico, Puertorriqueño, calvo, 535 00:23:54,967 --> 00:23:57,546 And in maintenance. 536 00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,482 este chiquitico trabaja duro. 537 00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:03,518 tiene el corazón de un león. 538 00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:06,921 Give him a break, For god's sake. 539 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,856 adios, compadre. 540 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,749 Stick to your pistolas. 541 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:24,061 Couldn't have said It better myself, sir.